Jay Carney: I Also Know Two Barack Obamas April 12, 2012

WASHINGTON—When being asked about the fallout from the Hilary Rosen comments, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney mentioned that he personally knows 3 Hilary Rosens.

But he didn't stop there.

Carney continued: "I also know two Barack Obamas. The 'hope and change' Obama who ran for President, and the current President of the United States who doesn't care that most Americans don't like his healthcare legislation."

At this point Churck Todd from NBC News asked him if he knew any other people who shared the same name as people who frequent The White House.

"Yes," Carney answered. "I also know two Eric Holders. There's the one who is the Attorney General, and the other one who tried to vote last week."

"I also know a couple of Anthony Weiners," continued Carney. "There's the pitbull who used to argue feverishly on cable news networks. Then there's the chemically castrated one at the press conference where he admitted to showing a woman his penis on Twitter."

Carney then had to pause and think for a moment. "Pretty sure I know 4 Joe Bidens: the gaffe-prone boob, the cussing enthusiast, the one who can't remember that crippled people are actually crippled, and the one who thinks that paying higher taxes is a patriotic act."

"I only know of one David Axelrod, though. He says 'uh' a lot. So he's easy to identify," Carney said.

"It's possible that I know as many as 6 Michelle Obamas. But it's best that I don't go into detail about that," Carney concluded.

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