Apparently Jennifer Lawrence Won't Be Posing Nude For PETA Anytime Soon April 11, 2012

That very loud, heaving sound you heard this morning was the sound of millions of American men sighing in unison after awakening to a harsh reality.

Jennifer Lawrence will probably not be posing nude for PETA at any time in the near future.

We know this because there is currently a feud between The Hunger Games actress and the animal rights organization.

What caused this feud? Two words: "Screw PETA". That's exactly what Jennifer Lawrence said.

You see, she skinned a squirrel.

A squirrel!

The fact that she did it as a young teenager on a film set under orders from the producers is irrelvant.

She skinned a squirrel. And PETA is firing back, taking up the cause for the poor little critter:

"[Jennifer Lawrence is] young and the plight of animals somehow hasn't yet touched her heart. As Henry David Thoreau said, 'The squirrel you kill in jest, dies in earnest.' We are told that this squirrel was hit by a car, but when people kill animals, it is the animals who are 'screwed,' not PETA, and one day I hope she will try to make up for any pain she might cause any animal who did nothing but try to eke out a humble existence in nature."

Certainly, that statement should solve everything.

Update: Lawrence was last seen heading towards PETA headquarters with a bow and arrow. Her hair was braided.

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